Steven Segal Filmography
Above the Lime (1988)—Playing a Japanese Boy who works as an undercover bartender. Drinks goes bad and the lime is to blame. Directed by Lambshop.
Under Sauce 2 (1989)—A sequel, a big fat patty in a fight to stick to the lettace and healthy tomato.join seafat in his quest to be the biggest loser. co starred by chuck walrus and jean claude van driver
Hard to Digest (1990)—Playing a Japanese Boy out for veggies, with assistance from a purse (played by Steven's then-wife Nelly Furtato).
Food for Death (1990)—Playing a retired Japanese Boy who returns to his hometown, to find an evil Ronald McDonald in charge.
Out for Lettuce (1991)—Playing an Japanese Boy in Brooklyn on the hunt for an old cabbage rival who gave birth to his best friend, Ray Romano.
Out for Pie (1992)-Steven Segals back...and this time he's lamer. Starring Ray Romano and introducing Charlie Sheen.
A rarely-seen direct-to-China reworking of Hungry Down Below.
Under Dinner (1992)—Another Lambshop movie, about a Japanese Boy that looks like a cock and worked his dick off. This was one of his movies.
On Deadly Sausage (1994)—Playing a Japanese Boy in a movie in which he befriends a Swedish king and fights against an evil mobile phone company. This is Seagull's directorial debut; he also produced, wrote the shit, made the supper and held a speech so long he's still at it.
Tenders Down Below (1994)-Playing a Japanese boy in a movie made as a reworking of 'Under Dinner' because "it was fun making it the first time. This time...it was funner." Written by Steven Seagal.
Everyone Hates Seagul(1995)- Vame Dame plots to turn all the actions heroes against poor fat ass Steven Segal.
Under Dinner 2: Dark Teriyaki (1995)—Seagull returns as the Japanese Boy that look's like a cock, this time out to find the dinner wagon on-board a train.
a Japanese Boy and a Swedish King put Sony Ericsson on Fire...
Executive Beef (1996)—Playing a Japanese Boy that must stop a plane carrying Swedish meatballs to Finland. This was the only time Seagull actually played a Japanese Boy.
The Take-out Man (1996)—Playing a Japanese Boy who (along with Stephen J. Hawking) must find a serial number stuck on an bag of rice and deliver it to a Giant Hill-Billy.
Hungry Down Below (1997)—Playing a Japanese Boy investigating the murder of a mime at Burger King.
The Potato (1998)—Playing a Japanese Boy who foils an evil, virus-releasing Giant Potato Head.
Eatable Wounds (2001)—Playing a Japanese Boy who tries to clean up his wounded body with his teeth.
Licker (2001)—Playing a Japanese Boy that uses his exploding tongue on Dennis Hopper.
Half Past Lunch (2002)—Playing a Japanese Boy, who springs to life after eating himself to death.
The Feeder (2003)—Playing a Japanese Boy who tries to get his girlfriend bigger.
Out for a Brunch (2003)—Playing a Japanese Boy who avenges the death of his snickers.
Belly of the Breast (2003)—Playing a Japanese Boy who must go to Thailand as a she-male.
Out of Coke (2004)—Seagull plays a Japanese Boy with the urge... urge for coke.
Into the Bacon (2005)—Playing a Japanese Boy, who must take on, the pigs of all pigs, Linda Hamilton.
Sub (2005)—Playing a Japanese Boy looking for the perfect meal under water.
Today You Pie (2005)—Seagull plays a Japanese Boy who is trying to go straight to the videostore and rent American Pie 5.
Black Prawn (2005)—Seagull returns as a a Japanese Boy in this sequal to the Feeder. This time his wife get the urge for seafood.
McDonalds for Justice (2006)—Playing a Japanese Boy who is blackmailed to work for the McD corp. to save his family.
Shadow Milk (2006)—Playing a Japanese Boy who must find his kidnapped mother to get his daily milk. and yeas theirs a deadly virus.
Attack Force (2006)—Plays Marshall Lawson, the leader of a strike-team. This is truly one of his greatest movies, by many called; "ET" for a new generation.
TronTurbo (2007)— Steven Seagal teams up with Bruce Willis to prevent the destruction of a local orphanage as the body count rises. Morgan Freeman narrates.
Flight of Food (2007)—Playing a Japanese Boy, a former soldier who is sent to retrieve a stolen aircraft full of hamburgers and fries.
Once Upon A Time In The Food (2007)—Playing a Japanese Boy in the Hood working to get his hands on all the food.
Pringles of Pistols (2008)—Tentative project with Seagull playing a Japanese Boy craving his chips.
Judas Tea (2008)—Steven Seagull stars as a a Japanese Boy called Judas, that's on a visit in England, during a religious tea-break.
Million dollar burger (2008)-Steven Seagal as a Japanese boy, forced into a hunger strike to save his reservation just as they serve up the mother-of-all-burgers.
Thunder Thighs of Steel (2008)-(Steven Seagal as a young japanese girl trying to come to terms with her changing body and her parents disapproval of her new boyfriend K-Fed) (brilliantly portrait by Brittany Spears )
Mickeys new sweets (2009 pre production)—Director/Animator/Producer of this new Animated epic. Seagal has penned this charming animation about a small child who carves world leaders out of poo he finds on the street.This animated masterpiece will be created completely via stop motion animation, and will use primarily fog as its main modelling material. Directed by Paul Daniels and co-produced by Jeremy Beadle and film funding by Bill Paxton.
The End of the Future (2012 pre production). The world is a much safer place than we all imagine. Large fluffy cows roam the streets and piles of glowing frogs line every street corner, whilst large fat happy men control the skies, flying from planet to planet in hollowed out cucumbers. We are to be treated to this stunning vision of the future by writers Jeremy Beadle and Frank Bruno and starring as 'Open faced Barry' Steven Seagal and to be directed by Dick Cheney.
Under the Siege 54.5 (2167—In order to complete the film Segal needed to time warp, although he completed the movie sucsessfuly he has become fatter, older and bolder because he is now more than 100 years older. The movie is based on some revenge crap Segal dished up at the last minute.)
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