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elrania
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Wine Signs of the Zodiac:
'When the Moon is in the Seventh House / and Jupiter aligns with Mars... Aquarius, Aquariu-u-us!' The strains of the song from 'Hair', now in its 17th reincarnation, triggered the thought that of all the mystical waffle written about wine, not enough has mentioned the field of wine and astrology. To rectify the situation we commissioned that well-known psychic and prognostigative mistress of stellar divination, Sparkling Star Woman (not her real name) to consult the oracle oenological and create a warts 'n all guide to the Zodiac for wine drinkers.
Aries: March 21 - April 20 Aries folk tend to be fickle and impatient. You are likely to change your taste for wine styles frequently. Yesterday it was shiraz, today it's viognier, next week sangiovese. You like to gulp your wine rather than savour it. Beware of becoming a binge drinker. Favourite wine: whatever's flavour of the month in the glossy mags. Your lucky number is zero. (At least it's not minus zero.)
Taurus: April 21 - May 20 You are a slow but over-indulgent eater. The Slow Food movement was created for Taureans. You buy wine by label and price rather than for its contents. As Oscar Wilde put it, 'You know the price of everything and the value of nothing.' You are likely to be a member of one of the 'professions'. Favourite wine: anything costing more than $50. Your lucky number is 3.1428571. (Pi in the sky.)
Gemini: May 21 - June 21 You are a nervous and moody type. Breakfast is usually a can of Coke and a cigarette. Your other meals consist of snacks and occasionally an over-cooked steak. Your favourite wine: a little bit of whatever's going. Your lucky number is -1. (An imaginary number.)
Cancer: June 22 - July 22 You can be both romantic and emotional, if somewhat aloof. You like long dinners at expensive restaurants, you always clean your plate, complain about small portions and look for seconds. You are in danger of becoming plump, if not obese. Favourite wine: Sauternes or anything with a sweet edge. Your lucky number is 666. (A beastly number.)
Leo: July 23 - August 22 The 'Me! Me! Me!' type: conservative and selfish. You'd always dine at the Club if you could (and if you ever became a member). You tend to lose your temper easily with incompetent waiters (most of them in your opinion). Favourite wine: whatever the Chief Executive Officer is having, or vintage port (your parents used to drink it). Lucky number, 4004. (Bishop Ussher opined that the world began on the morning of 4004 BC.)
Virgo: August 23 - September 22 Fastidious is your middle name. You are always on a special diet, gluten and yeast free lacto-ovavegetarian at the moment. (Nevertheless, you are flexible enough to eat non-diet food if it looks delicious.) Favourite wine: anything that's organic and contains no preservatives (unless there's something else going.) Your lucky number is 93 x 106. (Distance in miles to the nearest star.)
Libra: September 23 - October 22 The indecisive type. You tend to be a vacillating opportunist. While everyone else at the table has chosen their meal you are still dithering over what to have for entre and quite impervious to their impatience. No-one ever lets you choose the wine as they'd die of thirst waiting. Your favourite wine: riesling, no, shiraz, no...not sure. Your lucky number is -273. (Absolutely freezing according to Kelvin.)
Scorpio: October 23 - November 21 You are both manipulative and possessive, with a strongly developed sense of schadenfreude. You are proud of your cellar, which contains classic wines of great vintages. You never share them with your friends however, preferring to take bargain bottles on social occasions. Favourite wine: Penfolds Grange (but only if you can drink it all by yourself.) Your lucky number is 42. (Hitchhiker's answer to life, the universe etc.)
Sagittarius: November 22 - December 21 伖 You are an impulse buyer, of wine and other items. You bought into wine dot com shares and Southcorp when they were all the go. You haven't talked about them since. You are too impatient to maintain even a small cellar. Your knowledge of wine, though conversationally verbose, is superficial. Favourite wine: you are still trying to work your way through those unsatisfactory, 'bargain-priced', unknown label cases you bought online a few years ago. Your lucky number is 78.4. (The Celsius boiling point of alcohol.)
Capricorn: December 22 - January 19 You seek prestige and status but have a tendency towards paranoia and pessimism. You always order something not listed on the menu youve read that movie stars do it. You are likely to be a wine marketer or a publicist. You only like to drink premium wines yet can't fully enjoy them as you are always looking for minor faults. Your favourite wine is Mouton Rothschild. Your lucky number is .789. (Specific gravity of alcohol.)
Aquarius: January 20 - February 18 You tend to drink too much. This, combined with your boozy flirtatiousness, often leads to troublesome situations. You are a hearty eater yet indiscriminate in your choice of wine and food. This tends to make you an ideal guest (if you don't consume all the wine), and a rotten host. Your favourite wine comes in a cask (bag in a box). Your lucky number is 186,000. (Speed of light in miles.)
Pisces: February 19 - March 20 Pisceans are loveable, warm-hearted types, with impeccable taste in wine. Your cellar would be stocked with more high quality wine except for the fact that you donate most of it to charity. As you are a bit of a freeloader your favourite wine is anything paid for by somebody else preferably a good red. Lucky number, 13. (A baker's dozen of wine.) (Coincidentally, Martin Field is also a Piscean.)
totalno istina... sad bi mi dobro dosao jedan takav dorucak.
'When the Moon is in the Seventh House / and Jupiter aligns with Mars... Aquarius, Aquariu-u-us!' The strains of the song from 'Hair', now in its 17th reincarnation, triggered the thought that of all the mystical waffle written about wine, not enough has mentioned the field of wine and astrology. To rectify the situation we commissioned that well-known psychic and prognostigative mistress of stellar divination, Sparkling Star Woman (not her real name) to consult the oracle oenological and create a warts 'n all guide to the Zodiac for wine drinkers.
Aries: March 21 - April 20 Aries folk tend to be fickle and impatient. You are likely to change your taste for wine styles frequently. Yesterday it was shiraz, today it's viognier, next week sangiovese. You like to gulp your wine rather than savour it. Beware of becoming a binge drinker. Favourite wine: whatever's flavour of the month in the glossy mags. Your lucky number is zero. (At least it's not minus zero.)
Taurus: April 21 - May 20 You are a slow but over-indulgent eater. The Slow Food movement was created for Taureans. You buy wine by label and price rather than for its contents. As Oscar Wilde put it, 'You know the price of everything and the value of nothing.' You are likely to be a member of one of the 'professions'. Favourite wine: anything costing more than $50. Your lucky number is 3.1428571. (Pi in the sky.)
Gemini: May 21 - June 21 You are a nervous and moody type. Breakfast is usually a can of Coke and a cigarette. Your other meals consist of snacks and occasionally an over-cooked steak. Your favourite wine: a little bit of whatever's going. Your lucky number is -1. (An imaginary number.)
Cancer: June 22 - July 22 You can be both romantic and emotional, if somewhat aloof. You like long dinners at expensive restaurants, you always clean your plate, complain about small portions and look for seconds. You are in danger of becoming plump, if not obese. Favourite wine: Sauternes or anything with a sweet edge. Your lucky number is 666. (A beastly number.)
Leo: July 23 - August 22 The 'Me! Me! Me!' type: conservative and selfish. You'd always dine at the Club if you could (and if you ever became a member). You tend to lose your temper easily with incompetent waiters (most of them in your opinion). Favourite wine: whatever the Chief Executive Officer is having, or vintage port (your parents used to drink it). Lucky number, 4004. (Bishop Ussher opined that the world began on the morning of 4004 BC.)
Virgo: August 23 - September 22 Fastidious is your middle name. You are always on a special diet, gluten and yeast free lacto-ovavegetarian at the moment. (Nevertheless, you are flexible enough to eat non-diet food if it looks delicious.) Favourite wine: anything that's organic and contains no preservatives (unless there's something else going.) Your lucky number is 93 x 106. (Distance in miles to the nearest star.)
Libra: September 23 - October 22 The indecisive type. You tend to be a vacillating opportunist. While everyone else at the table has chosen their meal you are still dithering over what to have for entre and quite impervious to their impatience. No-one ever lets you choose the wine as they'd die of thirst waiting. Your favourite wine: riesling, no, shiraz, no...not sure. Your lucky number is -273. (Absolutely freezing according to Kelvin.)
Scorpio: October 23 - November 21 You are both manipulative and possessive, with a strongly developed sense of schadenfreude. You are proud of your cellar, which contains classic wines of great vintages. You never share them with your friends however, preferring to take bargain bottles on social occasions. Favourite wine: Penfolds Grange (but only if you can drink it all by yourself.) Your lucky number is 42. (Hitchhiker's answer to life, the universe etc.)
Sagittarius: November 22 - December 21 伖 You are an impulse buyer, of wine and other items. You bought into wine dot com shares and Southcorp when they were all the go. You haven't talked about them since. You are too impatient to maintain even a small cellar. Your knowledge of wine, though conversationally verbose, is superficial. Favourite wine: you are still trying to work your way through those unsatisfactory, 'bargain-priced', unknown label cases you bought online a few years ago. Your lucky number is 78.4. (The Celsius boiling point of alcohol.)
Capricorn: December 22 - January 19 You seek prestige and status but have a tendency towards paranoia and pessimism. You always order something not listed on the menu youve read that movie stars do it. You are likely to be a wine marketer or a publicist. You only like to drink premium wines yet can't fully enjoy them as you are always looking for minor faults. Your favourite wine is Mouton Rothschild. Your lucky number is .789. (Specific gravity of alcohol.)
Aquarius: January 20 - February 18 You tend to drink too much. This, combined with your boozy flirtatiousness, often leads to troublesome situations. You are a hearty eater yet indiscriminate in your choice of wine and food. This tends to make you an ideal guest (if you don't consume all the wine), and a rotten host. Your favourite wine comes in a cask (bag in a box). Your lucky number is 186,000. (Speed of light in miles.)
Pisces: February 19 - March 20 Pisceans are loveable, warm-hearted types, with impeccable taste in wine. Your cellar would be stocked with more high quality wine except for the fact that you donate most of it to charity. As you are a bit of a freeloader your favourite wine is anything paid for by somebody else preferably a good red. Lucky number, 13. (A baker's dozen of wine.) (Coincidentally, Martin Field is also a Piscean.)
totalno istina... sad bi mi dobro dosao jedan takav dorucak.
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Scarface
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Scarface
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Za onaj kviz mi je ispalo da san vodenjak, i u opisu me skoro skroz pogodilo, inače nisan baš tipičan strijelac.
I think human consciousness, is a tragic misstep in evolution. We became too self-aware, nature created an aspect of nature separate from itself, we are creatures that should not exist by natural law.
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elrania
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evo jos.
klikaje tu da ne kopiram sve to
blizancici bih joj puuuno toga dodala, al ovo stoji sto pise.
klikaje tu da ne kopiram sve to
blizancici bih joj puuuno toga dodala, al ovo stoji sto pise.
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elrania
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