...Vicevi...

Sve što ne paše u ostale forume ide ovdje.
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Post by john_constantine » 04 Mar 2014, 22:35

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Post by hitman_4 » 05 Mar 2014, 23:35

hebo oskar!
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Post by Michel » 07 Mar 2014, 19:33

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Post by john_constantine » 01 Apr 2014, 19:43

Michel puši karu.

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Post by maddjuro » 08 Aug 2014, 15:33

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I may be an idiot, but i am no fool.

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Post by Inferno » 27 Aug 2015, 20:19

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road?
It had no guts...


Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately...


Did you hear about the cannibal who was expelled from school?
He was buttering up his teacher...

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Post by Inferno » 01 Sep 2015, 22:45

Kupala Fata malog Mujicu. Napuni ona kadu vodom, pa ga uhvati za lijevo uho i tako ga počne provlačiti kroz vodu lijevo desno. 

U ulazi Mujo i onako začuđen pita Fatu:

- Bolan Fato, kako to kupaš malog? Uho mu iščupa.

Fata nervozno odgovori

- Bolan Mujo, budalo jedna, Bog te zvizno! Hajd' ti stav' ruku u ovu vrelu vodu!

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Post by Inferno » 18 Sep 2015, 21:50

Što se dobije kada se spoji 4 svećenika?
Pop grupa.


Napravili Amerikanci robota za hvatanje lopova.
- Jednog dana oni odvedu robota u Izrael i za 10 minuta uhvatio 100 lopova.
- Odvedu ga oni u Španjolsku i za 20 minuta uhvatio 200 lopova.
- Odvedu ga oni u Hrvatsku i za 10 minuta ukrali robota!

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Post by john_constantine » 19 Nov 2015, 21:32

Znaš kako možeš najbrže uništiti Islamsku državu?
Samo staviš Čaćića u Hummer i pustiš ga da se voza po Bliskom Istoku.

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Post by Inferno » 07 Mar 2017, 08:12

Kupi fabrika robota da zaposljava ljude.
Dodje covek i kaze: dobar dan
Robot: do bar dan
Robot: da li pusite?
Covek:da
Robot:do vidjenja
Dodje drugi covek i rece:dobar dan
Robot:do bar dan
Robot:jel pusite
Covek: ne
Robot: jel pijete
Covek: da
Robot: do vidjenja
Dodje cigo i kaze: DOBAR DAN!
Robot: do vidjenja!

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Post by john_constantine » 09 Mar 2017, 16:49

Crnkinja pere veš arielom i malo joj padne na ruku, pa pobijeli. I nastavi dalje dok ne postane bjelkinja. Zove muža, dođi ovamo, i opere ga arielom, pa postane bijelac. Zovu sina i kažu mu da se opere arielom. Da će biti bijelac. A mali ne, neću, hoću biti crnac. A tata izvadi pištolj, kaže: Prljavi nigeru! i upuca ga
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Re: ...Vicevi...

Post by maddjuro » 09 Mar 2017, 19:30

bolji mi je ovaj-tri vica u jednoj rečenici: Dođe cigo doma nakon posla, pozdravi ženu i dijete i ode se istuširati
I may be an idiot, but i am no fool.

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Re: ...Vicevi...

Post by Inferno » 09 Mar 2017, 23:39

Zasto je na ciganjskoj svadbi u sredistu kuce komad mesa?
Da muhe nebi isle na mladenku.


Rovari Cigo po kontejnerima....
Nailazi Ciganka I pita ga sta radi...
Cigo je gleda ( nije losa ) i kaze:
" ej ajde da mi ga popusis ! "
Ma bezi bre...
Ajde bre....
Ma ne dolazis u obzir
Ajde bre , dacu ti mobilni
Ma jok....
E jesi luda, pa dacu ti mobilni
I pristade Ciganka
Po obavljenoj radnji Ciganka mu kaze:
Daj taj mobilni bre...
A Cigo ce:
Pisi... 091........

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Re: ...Vicevi...

Post by john_constantine » 10 Mar 2017, 06:59

Jedan lovac je bio smrtno bolestan i dali su ga zamrznuti. Odlede ga nakon nekoliko stoljeća, izliječe.
Lovac: Što se lovi?
Čovjek: Cigane
Otiđe lovac kupiti pušku i municiju. Hoda po gradu i vidi desetak cigana kako kopaju po kontejneru. Upuca nekoliko cigana. Onda dotrči lovočuvar koji kriči: Ne na hranilici. Ne na hranilici!
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Re: ...Vicevi...

Post by boyko » 11 Mar 2017, 11:28

:lol:
''Ne biste li radije da vas, kada umrete, pojedu vaši rođaci nego crvi?''

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