...Vicevi...

Sve što ne paše u ostale forume ide ovdje.
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Now I lay me down to sleep, ​
Beside my bed, a Glock I keep. ​
If I should awake, and find you inside, ​
A Coroners van, will be your last ride. ​

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Zaljubljen sam u Fräulein Unbekann!!!!!

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Beside my bed, a Glock I keep. ​
If I should awake, and find you inside, ​
A Coroners van, will be your last ride. ​

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Post by boyko » 17 May 2012, 19:39

to je to :lol:
''Ne biste li radije da vas, kada umrete, pojedu vaši rođaci nego crvi?''

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Post by Alastorus » 23 May 2012, 15:28

Ulazi vojnik u birtiju, pita ga šanker:
-Čime se baviš?

-ARTILJERIJOM!

-'Oćeš nešto muzike posebno?

-SVEJEDNO, SAMO NEK JE GLASNO!
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Beside my bed, a Glock I keep. ​
If I should awake, and find you inside, ​
A Coroners van, will be your last ride. ​

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Re: ...Vicevi...

Post by Alastorus » 23 May 2012, 21:11

Umre crnac i dođe kod sv. Petra.
Sveti Petar mu reče: čuješ, imamo problem, u Raju stvarno više nema mjesta pa ćemo te morati smjestiti u Pakao. Crnac se složi, pošto ništa drugo nije ni mogao.
Tako on dođe pred vrata Pakla, a Vrag mu reče: nećeš moći niti ode, upravo se zadnje mjesto popunilo, zaista nam je žao!
Crnac odgovori: šta ću sad, pa gdje da sad idem!?
A Vrag će na to: a šta ja znam, ajde u Dinamo....
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Beside my bed, a Glock I keep. ​
If I should awake, and find you inside, ​
A Coroners van, will be your last ride. ​

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Re: ...Vicevi...

Post by boyko » 23 May 2012, 23:53

:lol:
''Ne biste li radije da vas, kada umrete, pojedu vaši rođaci nego crvi?''

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