...Vicevi...

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Re: ...Vicevi...

Post by Alastorus » 04 Jul 2011, 21:00

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Now I lay me down to sleep, ​
Beside my bed, a Glock I keep. ​
If I should awake, and find you inside, ​
A Coroners van, will be your last ride. ​

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Post by Alastorus » 05 Jul 2011, 14:20

Ti bre sve pare trošiš na kafanu - kaže žena.
Šta bre hoćeš, ti kupuješ maskaru od 50 evra!
Ali ja je kupujem da ti budem lepa!
Pa i ja pijem da mi budeš lepa!
Bolje da sam se udala za đavola nego za tebe!
E, nisi mogla. Brak između bliskih rođaka je zakonom zabranjen!
Now I lay me down to sleep, ​
Beside my bed, a Glock I keep. ​
If I should awake, and find you inside, ​
A Coroners van, will be your last ride. ​

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Post by Ghrall » 05 Jul 2011, 14:47

Alastorus wrote:Ti bre sve pare trošiš na kafanu - kaže žena.
Šta bre hoćeš, ti kupuješ maskaru od 50 evra!
Ali ja je kupujem da ti budem lepa!
Pa i ja pijem da mi budeš lepa!
Bolje da sam se udala za đavola nego za tebe!
E, nisi mogla. Brak između bliskih rođaka je zakonom zabranjen!
Pa i ja pijem da mi budeš lepa! :lol: To je to haha!

To me podsjetilo na onu "ne možeš biti tolko ružna kolko ja pijan" :lol:

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Re: ...Vicevi...

Post by Bub » 05 Jul 2011, 15:19

Dobar, dobar. :zubifale:

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Re: ...Vicevi...

Post by GreenHornet » 05 Jul 2011, 16:06

Ghrall wrote:
To me podsjetilo na onu "ne možeš biti tolko ružna kolko ja pijan" :lol:
prije par dana mi je zenska bila ruzna i nakon 10 "teretnih piva" :mrgreen:
Zaljubljen sam u Fräulein Unbekann!!!!!

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Post by Alastorus » 05 Jul 2011, 16:31

GreenHornet wrote:
Ghrall wrote:
To me podsjetilo na onu "ne možeš biti tolko ružna kolko ja pijan" :lol:
prije par dana mi je zenska bila ruzna i nakon 10 "teretnih piva" :mrgreen:
Neka ženska bit će građom podjeća na bacačice kladiva DDR-a sa a la Clarke Gable brčićima?
Now I lay me down to sleep, ​
Beside my bed, a Glock I keep. ​
If I should awake, and find you inside, ​
A Coroners van, will be your last ride. ​

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Re: ...Vicevi...

Post by GreenHornet » 05 Jul 2011, 18:10

Alastorus wrote:
GreenHornet wrote:
Ghrall wrote:
To me podsjetilo na onu "ne možeš biti tolko ružna kolko ja pijan" :lol:
prije par dana mi je zenska bila ruzna i nakon 10 "teretnih piva" :mrgreen:
Neka ženska bit će građom podjeća na bacačice kladiva DDR-a sa a la Clarke Gable brčićima?
something like that!
Zaljubljen sam u Fräulein Unbekann!!!!!

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Re: ...Vicevi...

Post by Asfodel » 05 Jul 2011, 19:32

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Zašto ovog nije bilo u moje doba? :lol: ..ionako sam ih tetovirala i farbala im kosu..
I mean, a few little tiny murders and everyone just freaks out

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Post by GreenHornet » 05 Jul 2011, 20:22

u startu se znalo da nesto nece s tobom biti u redu... :zubifale:
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Post by Andrej » 06 Jul 2011, 03:05

GreenHornet wrote: prije par dana mi je zenska bila ruzna i nakon 10 "teretnih piva" :mrgreen:
OMG :shock: Kad mi se nešto tako desi uvek u rukavu imam citat iz omiljenog mi filma
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1wzQNzttSk
We're all mad here...

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Post by maddjuro » 06 Jul 2011, 08:48

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I may be an idiot, but i am no fool.

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Re: ...Vicevi...

Post by Jane Doe » 06 Jul 2011, 08:55

hahaha, odlični su svi :rock:
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Re: ...Vicevi...

Post by Bub » 06 Jul 2011, 12:35

A boy asks his granny, 'Have you seen my pills, they were labelled LSD?'
Granny replies, fuck the pills, have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?!

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Re: ...Vicevi...

Post by Zlikovac » 06 Jul 2011, 13:03

Zašto se Stevie Wonder stalno smije?
Ne zna da je crnac! :zubifale:
Zug Zug!

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Post by Zlikovac » 06 Jul 2011, 13:11

Zug Zug!

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