...Vicevi...

Sve što ne paše u ostale forume ide ovdje.
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Re: ...Vicevi...

Post by Bub » 09 Feb 2011, 16:52

Pravo muško, nema šta. :zubifale:

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Re: ...Vicevi...

Post by remike2 » 09 Feb 2011, 17:03

:zubifale: :prayer: :lol: :lol:
But, you know, I knew something must be rotten in Denmark. There was no way you could like me that much. Man, I can't tell you how relieved I was when you took off your dress, you... you didn't have a dick.

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Re: ...Vicevi...

Post by GreenHornet » 09 Feb 2011, 18:07

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Crnci postali nacija.
Zaljubljen sam u Fräulein Unbekann!!!!!

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Re: ...Vicevi...

Post by Ašow » 10 Feb 2011, 12:11

to samo podtvrđuje nekoliko mojih teorija o grobovima svjetske klase.
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Post by Asfodel » 10 Feb 2011, 15:03

Probudila sam se, brzo se umila, pomuzla krave, nahranila kokoši i zečeve, potjerala koze i krave na pašu, probudila djecu, napravila im
doručak, spakirala ih za školu, odvezla ih u školu, isklepala kosu, pokosila travu, otišla na posao, posvađala se sa šefom, izbacila ga iz kancelarije, zarađivala novce, zaradila novce, došla kući, iscijepala metar drva, skuhala ručak, pokupila djecu iz škole, nahranila ih, prijavila porez na dobit, otišla u polje okopati zelje i krumpir do mraka, otišla kod frizera, vratila se kući, utjerala krave i koze u štalu, spremila večeru, obnovila osiguranje za auto, nahranila djecu, okupala ih, stavila ih u krevet, oprala mašinu veša, platila račune putem bankinga, pregledala poštu, prostrla veš, pojela koru kruha s maslacom i medom i kad sam se konačno spremila za spavanje , padne mi na pamet:

''Sunce ti jebem!
Moj muž!!

Cijeli dan leži na kauču neizjeban!!!''


:prayer: :mrgreen:
I mean, a few little tiny murders and everyone just freaks out

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Post by Decadentor » 10 Feb 2011, 15:25

Asfodel wrote:Probudila sam se, brzo se umila, pomuzla krave, nahranila kokoši i zečeve, potjerala koze i krave na pašu, probudila djecu, napravila im
doručak, spakirala ih za školu, odvezla ih u školu, isklepala kosu, pokosila travu, otišla na posao, posvađala se sa šefom, izbacila ga iz kancelarije, zarađivala novce, zaradila novce, došla kući, iscijepala metar drva, skuhala ručak, pokupila djecu iz škole, nahranila ih, prijavila porez na dobit, otišla u polje okopati zelje i krumpir do mraka, otišla kod frizera, vratila se kući, utjerala krave i koze u štalu, spremila večeru, obnovila osiguranje za auto, nahranila djecu, okupala ih, stavila ih u krevet, oprala mašinu veša, platila račune putem bankinga, pregledala poštu, prostrla veš, pojela koru kruha s maslacom i medom i kad sam se konačno spremila za spavanje , padne mi na pamet:

''Sunce ti jebem!
Moj muž!!

Cijeli dan leži na kauču neizjeban!!!''


:prayer: :mrgreen:
:lol: :lol:

a jadan, 3 dana tako i nece lezat na kaucu nego ispod sanka :lol:
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Re: ...Vicevi...

Post by GreenHornet » 10 Feb 2011, 15:42

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Zaljubljen sam u Fräulein Unbekann!!!!!

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Post by Decadentor » 10 Feb 2011, 15:43

Pwned :zubifale:

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Post by maddjuro » 11 Feb 2011, 01:55

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I may be an idiot, but i am no fool.

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Post by Asfodel » 11 Feb 2011, 15:19

Odvratno :lol:


ont: Sa Zuckenbergom nema šale http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1802772
I mean, a few little tiny murders and everyone just freaks out

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Post by Ašow » 11 Feb 2011, 15:21

GreenHornet wrote:Image
upravo sam dobio srčani udar :lol:
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Post by elrania » 11 Feb 2011, 23:34

callac, evo nekih random za novu galeriju :mrgreen:

http://pufone.org/blog/in-gold-we-trust/

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Post by GreenHornet » 12 Feb 2011, 11:10

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Zaljubljen sam u Fräulein Unbekann!!!!!

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