...Vicevi...

Sve što ne paše u ostale forume ide ovdje.
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Re: ...Vicevi...

Post by Jandra » 10 Jun 2010, 18:56

:mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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Re: ...Vicevi...

Post by Jandra » 10 Jun 2010, 21:38

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Sony Ericsson Kita
Mislim da mi je Kita negdje ispala iz džepa.

Sinoć sam bio toliko pijan da sam izgubio Kitu.

Posudiš mi Kitu na kratko?

Sad i ja i moja mala imamo Kitu.

Tata, tata ajde mi kupi Kitu.

Kita, malo rabljena (skoro k'o nova!), prvi vlasnik.

Daj mi Kitu da pošaljem poruku.

Stara: Sine, kako si mi, šta radiš? Sin: Pa super, mama, evo kupio sam Kitu pa se zadovoljavam igricama.

Dječak: Barba, barba, koliko je sati? Barba: Ček' da izvadim Kitu!

P: Gdje ti je Kita? O: Ma na servisu, ako mi je ne vrate za 20 dana, tražit ću novu.

Mama, mama sjela si mi na Kitu, daj se digni.

Kažeš curi: Ak budeš dobra, dat ću ti da se pograš s Kitom.

Prazna mi kita

Osjećaj držanja Kite u ruci je jako dobar!

Tipkanje po Kiti je ugodno.

Daj mi zamijeni masku na Kiti.

Kita mi ne klizi dobro,daj malo podmaži slide.

Sinko, gdje si stavio Kitu?
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: ...Vicevi...

Post by Decadentor » 10 Jun 2010, 22:02

:lol: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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Re: ...Vicevi...

Post by Asfodel » 10 Jun 2010, 22:13

:lol: :lol: :lol:
I mean, a few little tiny murders and everyone just freaks out

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Post by remike2 » 11 Jun 2010, 10:21

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But, you know, I knew something must be rotten in Denmark. There was no way you could like me that much. Man, I can't tell you how relieved I was when you took off your dress, you... you didn't have a dick.

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Post by boyko » 11 Jun 2010, 10:57

:lol:
''Ne biste li radije da vas, kada umrete, pojedu vaši rođaci nego crvi?''

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Re: ...Vicevi...

Post by ILOVEHORROR » 11 Jun 2010, 11:29

staro,a i to si pokupio s net.hr cak mislim i da je lordifan to stavio

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Post by Decadentor » 11 Jun 2010, 11:41

ILOVEHORROR wrote:staro,a i to si pokupio s net.hr cak mislim i da je lordifan to stavio
:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :lol: :lol:
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Post by remike2 » 11 Jun 2010, 11:48

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But, you know, I knew something must be rotten in Denmark. There was no way you could like me that much. Man, I can't tell you how relieved I was when you took off your dress, you... you didn't have a dick.

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Post by Wendigo » 11 Jun 2010, 12:27

ILOVEHORROR wrote:staro,a i to si pokupio s net.hr cak mislim i da je lordifan to stavio
naravno da znaš kad je jedan od tvojih 55 alter ega to postao.. :mrgreen:

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Post by John_Ryder » 11 Jun 2010, 13:16

Wendigo wrote:
ILOVEHORROR wrote:staro,a i to si pokupio s net.hr cak mislim i da je lordifan to stavio
naravno da znaš kad je jedan od tvojih 55 alter ega to postao.. :mrgreen:

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Post by Wendigo » 11 Jun 2010, 14:19

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:lol:

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Post by Jandra » 11 Jun 2010, 14:24

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Post by Wendigo » 11 Jun 2010, 14:48

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lol :mrgreen:

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Re: ...Vicevi...

Post by Sammy » 11 Jun 2010, 15:10

lol na zadnje 3 :lol:
You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.

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