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by Alastorus » 05 Feb 2012, 12:26
My wife had a job interview for a camera store the other day.
Before she left, she knew I'd have a joke lined up, and so she said "please don't give me any of your silly puns, like, You're a snappy dresser, or it'll be over in a flash..."
So I punched her in the face, and said: "That bruise should develop in about an hour and if you interrupt my jokes again, well, you get the picture.."
Now I lay me down to sleep,
Beside my bed, a Glock I keep.
If I should awake, and find you inside,
A Coroners van, will be your last ride.