Jednom prilikom Chuck Norris je donirao krv. Ljudi koji su primili tu krv poznati su kao X-MEN.
Chuck Norris je imao spolni odnos u kamionu, kapljica njegove sperme odletjela je na motor od kamiona. Taj kamion je poznat kao OPTIMUS PRIME.
Šta rade Neo i Gospodin Anderson kod Chucka Norrisa? ....................idu na sate izbjegavanja metaka.
Kad se medvjed i Chuck Norris sretnu u šumi, medvjed legne i pravi se mrtav.
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elrania
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Re: ...Vicevi...
hahah lol na obadve 
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Re: ...Vicevi...
dobreJeste čuli da je Chuck Norris upucan? Metak je sada u kritičnom stanju.
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Re: ...Vicevi...
haha
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rofl..
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znam da su vec izlizane fore tata i sin, al imo sam potrebu ovo napravit.. 
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