Sin pita oca:
- Reci mi tata, koja je razlika između
"potencijalno" i "stvarno"?
Otac:
- Pojasniti ću ti.
... ... Otac zapita svoju ženu: - Bi li ti spavala sa Robertom Redfordom
za milijun dolara?
Žena:
- Naravno, nipošto ne bih propustila
takvu priliku!
Onda otac upita svoju kći da li bi ona spavala sa Bradom Pittom za milijun
dolara?
Kći:
- Daaaaaaaaaaaa ! To je moja fantazija!
Tada se otac okrene starijem sinu i
upita ga: - Bi li ti spavao sa Tomom Cruiseom za
milijun dolara?
Stariji sin:
- Da, Zašto ne? Zamisli što se sve može
učiniti sa milijun dolara!
Sad se otac obrati mlađem sinu i kaže: - Čuo si sine, "potencijalno" mi sjedimo
na 3 milijuna dolara; ali "stvarno" živimo
sa 2 kurve i jednim pederom.
...Vicevi...
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Now I lay me down to sleep,
Beside my bed, a Glock I keep.
If I should awake, and find you inside,
A Coroners van, will be your last ride.
Beside my bed, a Glock I keep.
If I should awake, and find you inside,
A Coroners van, will be your last ride.
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Now I lay me down to sleep,
Beside my bed, a Glock I keep.
If I should awake, and find you inside,
A Coroners van, will be your last ride.
Beside my bed, a Glock I keep.
If I should awake, and find you inside,
A Coroners van, will be your last ride.
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Now I lay me down to sleep,
Beside my bed, a Glock I keep.
If I should awake, and find you inside,
A Coroners van, will be your last ride.
Beside my bed, a Glock I keep.
If I should awake, and find you inside,
A Coroners van, will be your last ride.
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Kak se zove bend od Zaka Houdeka?
Five Finger Death Lunch.
Five Finger Death Lunch.
Now I lay me down to sleep,
Beside my bed, a Glock I keep.
If I should awake, and find you inside,
A Coroners van, will be your last ride.
Beside my bed, a Glock I keep.
If I should awake, and find you inside,
A Coroners van, will be your last ride.
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