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Post by john_constantine » 09 Feb 2008, 17:54

You spelled America wrong asshole. Also, I could have sworn America's colors were red, white and blue. There's no yellow anywhere, traitor.

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Post by metallicat » 10 Feb 2008, 00:16

Asfodel wrote:Constantineovi crteži me inspirirali da se ovog prisjetim:

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Ding Ding! Here comes the shit-mobile. I've never seen a fire truck that needed to be shaved. I would rather be burned to death than be saved by this hairy piece of shit.
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Post by Knatchbull » 04 Mar 2008, 18:34

Imali Fata i Mujo mačku. Fata ju je prilično voljela, ali Mujo ju je mrzio. Odluči Mujo da je se nekako otarasi. Skont'o da je odnese i ostavi negdje u naselju. To sljedeći dan, kad nije bilo Fate i učini. Vrati se kući, kad tek što je uš'o na vrata, ugleda mačku na trosjedu.

Odluči on da je slijedeći dan odnese na drugi kraj grada. To i učini. Vrati se kući, kad ista slika kao od prethodnog dana, mačka na trosjedu.

Otiđe on narednog dana u šumu kraj grada i ostavi tamo mačku. Kad se vraćao, izgubi se. Međutim, imao je mobilni te nazva Fatu. Ona se javi, a on je pita:

- Je li mačka kod kuće?

- Je?

- Daj mi je malo...
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Post by Donnie Darko » 04 Mar 2008, 18:58

Knatchbull wrote:Imali Fata i Mujo mačku. Fata ju je prilično voljela, ali Mujo ju je mrzio. Odluči Mujo da je se nekako otarasi. Skont'o da je odnese i ostavi negdje u naselju. To sljedeći dan, kad nije bilo Fate i učini. Vrati se kući, kad tek što je uš'o na vrata, ugleda mačku na trosjedu.

Odluči on da je slijedeći dan odnese na drugi kraj grada. To i učini. Vrati se kući, kad ista slika kao od prethodnog dana, mačka na trosjedu.

Otiđe on narednog dana u šumu kraj grada i ostavi tamo mačku. Kad se vraćao, izgubi se. Međutim, imao je mobilni te nazva Fatu. Ona se javi, a on je pita:

- Je li mačka kod kuće?

- Je?

- Daj mi je malo...
nebi vjerovo isti vic mi je prof iz matke reko jucer
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Post by Wendigo » 04 Mar 2008, 19:18

metallicat wrote:
Asfodel wrote:Constantineovi crteži me inspirirali da se ovog prisjetim:

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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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Ding Ding! Here comes the shit-mobile. I've never seen a fire truck that needed to be shaved. I would rather be burned to death than be saved by this hairy piece of shit.
genijalno :rotflmao:
prejebeno. :D :D maddox car po običaju. :lol:
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Post by Asfodel » 04 Mar 2008, 19:26

Ulazi starica u tramvaj i zamoli mladića koji sjedi da joj ustupi mjesto.
- Puši kurac stara! - odgovara mladić.
Na to se prodere policajac koji je stajao u blizini:
- Paz.. da ti ja neb.. popušio!
I mean, a few little tiny murders and everyone just freaks out
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Post by Wendigo » 04 Mar 2008, 19:33

Čuo Mujo da u Zenici ima kurva koja puši i pjeva u isto vrijeme i odlučio probati. Skupio 100 EUR i otišao u bordel. Otišao s kurvom u sobu platio, i kreće akcija. Kurva gasi svjetlo i kaže da ona radi isključivo u mraku. Lijepo mu popušila i otpjevala par pjesmica. Mujo zadovoljan ide kući, ali ga muči kako ona to radi. Skupi on ponovno 100 EUR i ode u bordel, ali ovaj puta ponese i baterijsku svjetiljku. Krene akcija, Mujo upali svjetiljku, a ono...


...stakleno oko na stoliću pored kreveta! :mrgreen: :prayer: :rotflmao:
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Post by Aryx » 04 Mar 2008, 19:38

Wendigo wrote:Čuo Mujo da u Zenici ima kurva koja puši i pjeva u isto vrijeme i odlučio probati. Skupio 100 EUR i otišao u bordel. Otišao s kurvom u sobu platio, i kreće akcija. Kurva gasi svjetlo i kaže da ona radi isključivo u mraku. Lijepo mu popušila i otpjevala par pjesmica. Mujo zadovoljan ide kući, ali ga muči kako ona to radi. Skupi on ponovno 100 EUR i ode u bordel, ali ovaj puta ponese i baterijsku svjetiljku. Krene akcija, Mujo upali svjetiljku, a ono...


...stakleno oko na stoliću pored kreveta! :mrgreen: :prayer: :rotflmao:
a kaze jedan lik kojeg znam na to " pa kak pjeva na oko ? " :lol: :lol:
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Post by Donnie Darko » 04 Mar 2008, 20:00

isli mujo i haso i nalete na onesvjestenog covijeka.Idioti kakvi jesu krenu mu dat umjetno na guzicu.Uzme mujo slamku zabi unutra i puse...nakon nekog vremena da hasi da i on proba..haso uzme slamku izvuce van okrene na drugu stranu i stane puhat...i pita ga mujo:zasto si ti napravio.?pa nije higijenski da za tvojim ustima pusem
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Post by Knatchbull » 05 Mar 2008, 10:31

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Nobody should ever tell me again that global warming is harmless !!
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Post by Asfodel » 08 Mar 2008, 17:21

Malo na vlastiti račun :mrgreen: (na prigodni dan) :

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I mean, a few little tiny murders and everyone just freaks out
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Post by Asfodel » 12 Mar 2008, 22:20

A couple was told to individually write a sentence using the words 'sex' and 'love.' The woman wrote 'When two people love each other very much, like Bob and I, it is morally acceptable for them to engage in sex.' And Bob wrote 'I love sex.'
I mean, a few little tiny murders and everyone just freaks out
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Post by Knatchbull » 28 Mar 2008, 16:12

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Post by Wendigo » 28 Mar 2008, 17:33

lol, treba im petardu bacit u auto i špura. :mrgreen:
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Post by john_constantine » 28 Mar 2008, 17:35

je, nisu li to oni koji su dobili otkaz baš zato jer su spavali?
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